Dark Confession Part 5 of 6

(Please excuse me as I think out loud I know many of you are waiting for the “grand finale “. This was when we broke into the “inner sanctum,” none other than the Principles office of ” Fr Pickem then Stickem ” Burns! Yes it was indeed a triumphant moment when we were able to decorate the underside of the very desk that His highness used, with a few choice nuggets of our own!(Trust me, it was no easy task finding space in a virtual field full of antique and dried landmines taken directly from the schnoz of old Fr Burns Himself! (For those of you who have a weak stomach, forget you just read the last line) (Just think, if he was ever canonized we would have plenty of 1st class relics!…just teasin, ( I’m going to need absolution from my buddy Fr. Mark Garrow!)

Believe it or not the old rosters were still there (nothing too important to report except contrary to popular belief Gerry Hefner was not a perfect student, if memory serves correctly he only had a 99% average! (Again just teasin Gerry)

There was also a note on Mike Perrys card that if His feet grew any bigger, they would have a hard time finding sneakers for him in Lenox and that a new show called Sesame Street was willing to buy Mike to be used as the letter “L” on the show!

Mark Garrows card mentioned He would probably be the Marian least likely to actually become something in the Marians (Mark, I guess they were expecting pope)

Oh yea there was also something in Russian on Henry Leszkowicz . My Russian is not that good but I think it said something about Henrys ” defection “to the other side of the border in Stockbridge and that they would be watching him. (Don’t worry Henry the Sacred Heart guys still love you! I still say The Marians definitely had better food! ) (On a serious note Henry I left the Marians the year you came on board and wish I had the opportunity to know you there)