The case of the crusty underwear

One winter evening in 1979 after evening chapel, the juniors proceeded up to the dorm area along with father Mike. The situation already prepared earlier in the day with a clean sweeping of the dorms. When Lo and behold a crusty underwear came from underneath the bed of a rather portly young gentlemen junior. This underwear was filled with the daily passing of digestive food. The underwear (no Kidding) had to way 1.5 lbs. was found relativily hard by now. The sweepers whose names will be kept from this historical narratve had a plan. The heating duct above the portly mans bed was used to hang this underwear near the vent which would blow out heat into the dorm area. Hours have passed till after chapel. As the juniors proceeded along with father Mike up the stairs they were faced with an odor which father mike stated ” This dorm smells worse than a stable ” Father mike and several students searched the dorm to see where this odor was coming from. Father Mike angrily stated that the juniors would be scrubbing every each of this dorm till this smell is gone. when marching down the hall from the showers was the portly Young lad who upon entering said loudly “what is that smell ugghhhh” then within a moment one junior pointed toward the ceiling and screamed out ” it`s —– underwear! “as the student body proceeded to have a closer look Their in deep black magic indelible marker the portly young gentleman name was clearly evident. The dorm was hysterical and Father Mike trying to hold back Laughter took off for the stairs and the matter was never brought up. The case of the smelly dorm was over and the sweepers never found a underwear like that again